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Yo Mama Doctor Jokes

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Yo mama's so ugly when she was born the doctor smacked her face.
Yo mama's so ugly when she was born, the doctor smacked the wrong end.
Yo mama’s had the clap so many times her doctor treats her for applause.
Yo mama’s so fat when the doctor diagnosed her with a deadly flesh-eating disease he gave her 10 years to live.
Yo mom so fat when she got on the scale the doctor looked at the number and said “That’s my phone number.”
Yo momma so dumb she studied for a drug test!
Yo momma so ugly the psychiatrist makes her lie facedown.

Funny Yo Mama Doctor Jokes

Yo momma so ugly when she was born, the doctor threw her against the ceiling and told her mother: "if it doesn't come back, it's a bat".
Yo momma's so fat she has diabetes.
You mama so fat that when she went to the doctor and stepped on the scale the doctor said "Holy crap you way my phone number".

I highly respect yo momma, and I think she's a wonderful person! You should never, ever joke about your mother in the way described on this page!

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