Yo mama star trek



Quark's mama's teeth are so rotten, she looks like she's got a mouthfull of dice.
Ya mama's so stupid she jumped into a turbo lift shaft, and the ho went up!
Yo mama got so many reverse polarity muon fluxes, she needs a re-calibrated reverberating hydrospanner just to avoid the particle acceleration side effects!!
  • Submitted by: qwert
Yo mama so dumb she thinks a movie raped your childhood!
Yo mama so dumb she thought that 'Boldly Go' was a planet in Star Trek where no one had gone to before.


Yo mama so dumb she was out smarted by a Pakled.
Yo mama so fat Data feels strong emotions of disgust and self-terminates.
  • Submitted by: Sheri
Yo mama so fat she couldn't fit inside spacedock.
Yo mama so fat she got attacked by Starfleet cause she kept tryin ta eat the Milky Way.
  • Submitted by: Freakstone
Yo mama so fat she got stuck in the Bjoran wormhole.


Yo mama so fat she got stuck trying to enter the Nexus.
Yo mama so fat she makes Kirk look thin.
  • Submitted by: Pete Nayler
Yo mama so fat she managed to contain a warp core breach.
  • Submitted by: Adam Kruse
Yo mama so fat she need warp drive just to turn around.
Yo mama so fat that the replicator's scared of her.