Yo mama twilight jokes



Edward is so creepy he creeps into your room at night and stands in the far corner.
  • Submitted by: alma
Edward is so weak Alucard killed him just by looking at him.
  • Submitted by: Dariel
Yo Edward is so creepy that he watches you while you sleep.
  • Submitted by: lll
Yo Edward is so fat that when he goes swimming, whales come out and start singing "We are Family"!
  • Submitted by: lll
Yo Edward is so gay, he sparkles.
  • Submitted by: lll


Yo Edward is so lame that he dates Bella.
  • Submitted by: lll
Yo Edward is so old he still owes Moses a quarter.
  • Submitted by: Mr Death
Yo Edward is so old he watches the history channel just to see if he's on it.
  • Submitted by: anna
Yo Edward is so old that he went to school with George Washington.
Yo Edward is so old the candles cost more than the birthday cake.
  • Submitted by: anna


Yo Edward is so stupid it took him 2 hours to watch 60 minutes.
Yo Edward's so bald I can see what he's thinking!
  • Submitted by: lll
Yo Edward's so old when God said 'Let there be light' he flipped the switch!
  • Submitted by: Darrick
Yo mama's so fat that she crossed the tv room and i lost the Twilight whole saga.
  • Submitted by: lll
Yo mama's so ugly that neither Jacob nor Edward want her on their team.
  • Submitted by: michael