Yo mama's so old Cthulu signed her yearbook!
Yo mama's so old she's in Q's year book.
Yo mama's so stupid her idea of an intelligent statement makes Vulcans laugh.
Yo mama's so stupid she got outsmarted by a Pakled halfwit.
Yo mama's so stupid she thinks the D in NCC-1701-D has do with the size of the Enterprise's saucer section.
Yo mama's so stupid that she doesn't know the difference between 'canon' and cannon'.
Yo mama's so stupid the Borg wouldn't assimilate her!
Yo mama's so ugly a Nausican looked at her and went, "Daaaaamn!"
Yo mama's so ugly even a Ferengi would dress her in clothes.
Yo mama's so ugly even Data would need special eye googles to look at her.
Yo mama's so ugly Geordi's glad he's blind!
Yo mama's so ugly her Kazon hairdo is an improvement!
Yo mama's so ugly she makes Medusans go insane.
Yo mama's so ugly that compared to her a targ looks like Megane Fox!
Yo mama's so ugly that Ferengi demand she wear clothes.
Yo mama's so ugly....UGLY...mama's so ugly a Klingon comes up to her with a targ.......snarl, roar, drool.....and that ain't the targ!
Yo mama’s so dumb that she took out some needles and thread when Picard told her to “Make It So.”
Yo mama’s so dumb that she tried to rent a car from Enterprise.
Yo mama’s so dumb that when she found a vulcan, she thought it was a Romulan.
Yo mama’s so fat that if she were placed beside a changeling during regeneration, no one would know the difference.
Yo mama’s so fat that she thought the opening line of Kirk’s monologue was “Spork, the final Frontier...”
Yo mama’s so fat that she tried to fly through a temporal anomoly but she didn’t fit.
Yo mama’s so fat that Spock couldn’t find a pressure point to perform the Vulcan Death Grip on her.
Yo mama’s so ugly that she made doctor McCoy say “Damnit Jim, I’m a doctor, not a Zoologist!”
Yo mama’s so ugly that she’s probably a Shi'ido Clawdite that stays in her regular form all the time.
Yo mamma's so dense...her idea of a good time is to sit on the couch, watching "Trouble With Tribbles" so many times, every single line gets stuck in her head--and yours.
Yo mamma's so fat...that whenever the bleepers flash on her wheelchair (one for yes, twice for no), people think she's backin' up.
Yo momma so fat she don't need red matter to make a black hole.
Yo momma's so fat she gets mistaken for a Dyson Sphere!
Yo momma's so fat she was catalogued as a gaseous anomoly.
I highly respect yo momma, and I think she's a wonderful person! You should never, ever joke about your mother in the way described on this page!
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