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Yo Mama Doctor Who Jokes

Are you looking for Yo Mama Doctor Who Jokes? Here you will find a large collection of the funniest, most insulting and best Yo Mama Doctor Who Jokes you can find on the web! These funny Yo Momma jokes about Doctor Who can be rude, mean, dirty, nasty, stupid and dark but also very funny, silly and entertaining. Our list of funny Yo mama jokes will lead to laughter. Be sure to read them all. Laugh more and live longer!

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Yo mama so fat she doesn't even fit inside the Tardis!
Yo mama so fat the TARDIS landed on her cause it thought she was a planet!!
Yo mama so old she remembers when The Doctor was an Undergrad.
Yo mama so ugly Captain Jack Harkness won’t even hit on her.
Yo mama so ugly she makes The Face of Boe look beautiful.
Yo mama's so easy she is called the tardis because she has had so many doctors in her.
Yo mama's so fat it doesn't matter that the Tardis is bigger on the inside. She can't get through the door.

Funny Yo Mama Doctor Who Jokes

Yo mama's so fat she's bigger than both the outside AND the inside of the Tardis!
Yo mama's so fat that after Captain Jack got done making love to her, he rolled over twice, and was still on her.
Yo mama's so fat that when she got upgraded by the cybermen, they turned her into an ice cream truck.
Yo mama's so fat the cyberman DOWNgraded her.
Yo mama's so fat the Pirate Planet tried to take her over.
Yo mama's so ugly even when she blinks the weeping angels won't uncover their faces. BOOSH!
Yo mama's so ugly that Dalek's don't actually say 'Exterminate' when they see her, because they figure somebody else already got there!
Yo mama's so ugly that when Captain Jack Harkness saw her, he actually died.

More Hilarious Yo Mama Doctor Who Jokes

Yo mama's so ugly that when she looks into the Tardis, the Tardis doesn‘t look into her.
Yo mama's so ugly that when the Daleks Exterminate her, it's not for domination.
Yo mama's so ugly the Silence want to forget HER.
Yo mama's such a drunk, that her sonic screwdriver is made of vodka and orange juice.
Yo mama's such a hoe that the nickname for her vagina (Bad Wolf) is scattered across time and space.
Yo mama's such a noisy hoe, her nickname is the sonic screwdriver!
Yo mamma so ugly Jack Harkness wouldn't sleep with her.
Yo mamma's so fat when she farted she made a crack in time.

Even More Yo Momma to Jokes Enjoy

Yo mom's so old she remembers when the Doctor was born.
Yo momma so fat even the INSIDE of the Tardis can't hold her!
Yo momma's an anti-tardis: shes bigger on the outside.
Yo momma's so easy she makes jack harkness looks like a catholic.
Yo momma's so fat her ganger is an elephant.
Yo momma's so fat she thought the oldest question in the universe was 'where the fried chicken'?
Yo momma's so fat she's known as The Girl Who Weighted.

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