Yo mama so dumb she lost a spelling bee to Hodor.
Yo mama so dumb she thought Bran Stark was a type of muffin.
Yo mama so fat even Roose Bolton won't touch her.
Yo mama so fat she Winter-fell and couldn't get up!
Yo mama so fat the entire Bolton family had to marry her.
Yo mama so fat they've been calling her "The Wall" for thousands of years!
Yo mama so ugly winter turned around and left.
Yo mama's so fat Roose Bolton married her.
Yo mama's so fat she could survive winter without eating.
Yo mama's so fat that the entire Ibenese economy is based on hunting her for oil.
Yo mama's so fat that there is no wall needed anymore.
Yo mama's so fat that when she sat down too fast she broke the Arm of Dorne.
Yo mama's so fat that when she walked by Winterfell, there was an endless night that lasted a generation.
Yo mama's so fat when she sits around Harrenhal, she really sits around Harrenhal.
Yo mama's so fat when she walked by the Tv I missed 3 episodes of Game of Thrones.