Yo mama's so dumb she walks into walls in the holodeck.
Yo mama's so dumb that conspiracy aliens pay double the rent to stay in her skull.
Yo mama's so fat I ate the SPICE and I STILL can't see the end of her butt!
Yo mama's so fat it takes TWO rings to bind her!
Yo mama's so fat Jabba said, "DAMN!!"
Yo mama's so fat Scotty crashed a ship into her.
Yo mama's so fat she packs a shuttlecraft for her lunch box.
Yo mama's so fat she sat on a brick of latinum, and made strips.
Yo mama's so fat she sat on a coin and
Yo mama's so fat she wears her own inertia dampener.
Yo mama's so fat ships get caught in her gravity field.
Yo mama's so fat that half of her is permanently lost in the Delta Quadrant!
Yo mama's so fat that her passing gas can power the impulse drive.
Yo mama's so fat that in an attempt to beam her up, the ship ended up being pulled down to the surface.
Yo mama's so fat that she has Deep Space station orbiting around her!
Yo mama's so fat that she makes the USS Enterprise look like a micro machines racer.
Yo mama's so fat that when she beams to a ship, the ship beams inside of her.
Yo mama's so fat that when she tried to captain a galaxy class they had to separate the saucer so she could fit.
Yo mama's so fat the odds against not finding her fat are approximately 3,720 to 1.
Yo mama's so fat they had to beam her down is separate pieces!
Yo mama's so fat Uranus fits in 'er anus!
Yo mama's so fat Voyager landed on her.
Yo mama's so fat when she plays hop skotch, she goes, "Vulcan, Andoria, Qo'nos...."
Yo mama's so fat when sits around the Enterprise, she sits around the Enterprise!
Yo mama's SO fat, the Enterprise's 5 year mission was to get around her!
Yo mama's so fat--she makes Enanbrain Tain look like a thermometer.
Yo mama's so fat--that if the Borg were to assimilate her, they would have to design a regeneration chamber that would take up the entire cube.
Yo mama's so hairy Uhura tried to keep her as a pet!
Yo mama's so nasty mugatos get poisoned when they bite her.
Yo mama's so obnoxious, Q said, "Oh, that's just too much."
I highly respect yo momma, and I think she's a wonderful person! You should never, ever joke about your mother in the way described on this page!
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