Yo mama so dumb she argued until dawn and turned to stone.
Yo mama so dumb she claimed there were Elves at Helm’s Deep.
Yo mama so dumb she gave Huan a treat when he spoke.
Yo mama so dumb she thought Elrond wrote “Dianetics”.
Yo mama so dumb she thought Legolas was a paraplegic.
Yo mama so dumb she thought Rosie Cotton was a brand of tampons.
Yo mama so dumb she thought Smaug was in L.A.
Yo mama so dumb she tried to make a little fort out of Legolas.
Yo mama so dumb when she heard Gandalf say “Peregrin Took,” she asked “Where they take him?”.
Yo mama so fat Carcharoth the Red Maw choked.
Yo mama so fat even the palantír couldn’t see all of her at once.
Yo mama so fat i had to let her pass.
Yo mama so fat if she walks by the TV you miss all three Lord of the Rings movies.
Yo mama so fat she left a ring around the bathtub that in the darkness binds them.
Yo mama so fat she lives at Bag Beginning-to-End.