Yo Mama Lord of the Rings Jokes



Yo mama so dumb she argued until dawn and turned to stone.
  • Submitted by: Luke
Yo mama so dumb she claimed there were Elves at Helm’s Deep.
  • Submitted by: Apple
Yo mama so dumb she gave Huan a treat when he spoke.
  • Submitted by: Imp
Yo mama so dumb she thought Elrond wrote “Dianetics”.
  • Submitted by: liu
Yo mama so dumb she thought Legolas was a paraplegic.


Yo mama so dumb she thought Rosie Cotton was a brand of tampons.
Yo mama so dumb she thought Smaug was in L.A.
  • Submitted by: Always
Yo mama so dumb she tried to make a little fort out of Legolas.
Yo mama so dumb when she heard Gandalf say “Peregrin Took,” she asked “Where they take him?”.
Yo mama so fat Carcharoth the Red Maw choked.


Yo mama so fat even the palantír couldn’t see all of her at once.
Yo mama so fat i had to let her pass.
Yo mama so fat if she walks by the TV you miss all three Lord of the Rings movies.
  • Submitted by: Dong
Yo mama so fat she left a ring around the bathtub that in the darkness binds them.
Yo mama so fat she lives at Bag Beginning-to-End.
  • Submitted by: jim