Yo momma's so fat the Enterprise traveled back in time to get her to answer to the alien probe.
Yo momma's so fat Voyager went all the way from DS9 to the Delta Quadrant and still couldn't get on her good side.
Yo momma's so ugly her taxonomic nomenclature is an endothermic quadruped, carnivorous by nature.
You mama's so dumb she thinks Robau is a dish detergent!
I highly respect yo momma, and I think she's a wonderful person! You should never, ever joke about your mother in the way described on this page!
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