Religious Yo Mama Jokes

Yo momma's so fat and old when God said, "Let there be light," he asked Yo mother to move out of the way.

Yo momma's so fat and old, when Moses wanted to part the Red Sea, he told her to do a cannon ball.

Yo momma's so fat Jesus can't even lift her spirit.

Yo momma's so fat when Jesus fed the 5000, they ate her.

Yo momma's so old I looked in her year book and saw jesus

Yo momma's so old Jesus signed her yearbook.

Yo momma's so old one of her pets was on on Noahs Ark

Yo momma's so old she sat next to Moses in preschool.

Yo momma's so old she still owes Moses a dollar.

Your mama is so fat that when god said "let there be light" he told her to move over.