Yo mama's so fat that the Kaminoans couldn't use her as a host for clones since they couldn't pierce her skin deep enough to draw blood.
Yo mama's so fat that the passengers of the Millenium Falcon mistook her for a small moon.
Yo mama's so flatulent that she forced the Mustafarians to wear masks!
Yo mama's so hairy that people run up to her and say "Chewbacca, can I get your autograph?"
Yo mama's so hairy that she gets mistaken for Chewbacca's cousin.
Yo mama's so hairy that the only language she can speak is wookie.
Yo mama's so stupid Kylo Ren couldn't force read her mind!
Yo mama's so stupid she thought Jar-Jar came with pickles-pickles!
Yo mama's so ugly she put the "Ug" in the "Ughnaught"!
Yo mama's so ugly that they didn't give her a costume when she auditioned for Star Wars.
Yo mama's so ugly that Wuher said 'We don't serve your kind here'.
Yo Mamas so hairy that when she was born she looked like Chewbacca!
Yo mama’s so dumb she wasn’t looking for the droids in the first place!
Yo mama’s so fat that carbonite was encased in her.
Yo mama’s so fat that even she Death Star orbited her before Endor.
Yo mama’s so fat that if she was thrown into the second Death Star’s reactor core, she could have blown up the entire Imperial fleet.
Yo mama’s so fat that people on the Millenium Falcon keep saying, “That’s no moon.”
Yo mama’s so fat that she looks like Jabba the Hut’s before picture.
Yo mama’s so fat Vader can’t even choke her with the Force.
Yo mama’s so fat when Vader cut off her hand gravy would have come out had it not been cauterized by the light saber.
Yo mama’s so flatulent that she forced the sand people out of a single file.
Yo mama’s so such a ho that she slept with me… therefore, I AM YOUR FATHER!
Yo mama’s so weak-minded that I got her to lead me to Jabba without using a jedi mind trick!
Yo mamma so fat even storm troopers couldn’t miss her.
Yo mamma so hairy that han solo mistaked her for Chewbacka.
Yo mamma's so ugly they cut her Cantina scenes in Star Wars.
Yo mamma’s so fat I thought she’d have Princess Leia on a leash beside her.
Yo mom's so fat Luke couldn't beleive she wasn't a moon!
Yo moma is so fat Luke Skywalker that Yo moma was the Death Star.
Yo momma so black she make Lando Calrissian look like Casper.
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