Yo mama so ugly she explains where orcs come from.
Yo mama so ugly the army up in the Paths of the Dead was really just hiding from her.
Yo mama so ugly the Lidless Eye blinked.
Yo mama such a slut, they call her the Gap of Rohan.
Yo mama such a slut, they call her the Riven Dell.
Yo mama's so fat the Elves of Middle Earth use her as a bridge to Valinor.
Yo mama's so old she knew gandalf when he was a baby
Yo mama's so stupid she thought she could simply walk into Mordor.
Yo mama's so ugly that when she walked in on the Lord of the Rings set, people mistook her for an orc!
Yo mamma's so fat her one ring is the size of all!
Yo mom's so old that she knew Gandalf before he had a beard
Yo momma so fat she ate Bree on toast.
Yo momma so stupid her gardener’s name is Samdumb.
Yo momma so stupid she didn’t know they come in pints.
Yo momma so stupid she thought Orlando Bloom did a good job playing Legolas.
Yo momma so stupid she tried to send Gandalf a Shadowfax.
Yo momma so stupid when Frodo told her about the Witch-king, she asked “Which king?”
Yo momma so ugly Gandalf had to sleep with his eyes closed.
Yo momma so ugly when she put the One Ring in her underwear drawer, Gollum said, “You can keep it.”
Yo momma's so fat she's pulling catapults to Gondor.
Yo momma's so fat the bridge of khazad dum broke when she walked across it.
Yo momma's so fat when she walks past a television, you miss all three parts of the Lord of the Rings.
Yo momma's so smelly she makes trolls cringe.
Yo momma's so ugly Sauron went blind.
Yo momma's so ugly she was an extra for Lord of the Rings.
Yo momma's so ugly when the balrog saw her he screamed and ran away.
Yo momma's such a looker when the eye saw her it exploded.
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