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Yo Mama House Jokes

Looking for yo mama house jokes? We have listed some of the most popular, stupid, ugly, dirty, funniest, wicked and insulting yo mama house jokes you can find on the internet. So, are you ready for the funniest yo mama house jokes you have ever come across? Make sure to read them all. Laugh more and live longer!
Yo mama house is so dusty-the bugs ride around in dune buggys
  • Submitted by: Loki
Yo mama so fat that when she passed my house we lost 4 days of sunlight.
  • Submitted by: k.m
Yo mama so fat when she layed on the couch she made it into a blanket.
Yo mama so fat when she sat around the house, she sat around the house!
  • Submitted by: Jenna
Yo mama so poor when I rang her doorbell, she said "dingggg!".
  • Submitted by: Qq
Yo mama so ugly people break into her house just to close the blinds.
Yo mama so ugly she gets arrested when she looks out the window.
Yo mama's so fat that when she sits around she actually sits around the house.
  • Submitted by: Nathan hughes
Yo mama's house is so dirty that she has to wipe her feet before she goes outside.
Yo mama's house is so small I walked in the front door and tripped on the back fence.
Yo mama's house is so small that when she orders a large pizza, she has to go outside to eat it.
Yo mama's house is so small that you have to go outside to change Yo mind.
Yo mama's house is so small, she has to go outside to change her mind.
Yo mama's so fat all the chairs in her house have seatbelts.
  • Submitted by: peteR
Yo mama's so fat and you're so poor when she comes in your house the tires pop.
  • Submitted by: -oio-