Yo Mama House Jokes



Yo mama house is so dusty-the bugs ride around in dune buggys
  • Submitted by: Loki
Yo mama so fat that when she passed my house we lost 4 days of sunlight.
  • Submitted by: k.m
Yo mama so fat when she layed on the couch she made it into a blanket.
Yo mama so fat when she sat around the house, she sat around the house!
  • Submitted by: Jenna
Yo mama so ugly people break into her house just to close the blinds.


Yo mama so ugly she gets arrested when she looks out the window.
Yo mama's house is so dirty that she has to wipe her feet before she goes outside.
Yo mama's house is so small I walked in the front door and tripped on the back fence.
Yo mama's house is so small that when she orders a large pizza, she has to go outside to eat it.
Yo mama's house is so small that you have to go outside to change Yo mind.


Yo mama's house is so small, she has to go outside to change her mind.
Yo mama's so fat all the chairs in her house have seatbelts.
  • Submitted by: peteR
Yo mama's so fat and you're so poor when she comes in your house the tires pop.
  • Submitted by: -oio-
Yo mama's so fat that the housing bubble popped because she sat on it!
Yo mama's so fat that when he climbed to my house's roof, it got crushed!
  • Submitted by: Evie R. Terry