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Yo Mama Phone Jokes

Looking for yo mama phone jokes? We have listed some of the most popular, stupid, ugly, dirty, funniest, wicked and insulting yo mama phone jokes you can find on the internet. So, are you ready for the funniest yo mama phone jokes you have ever come across? Make sure to read them all. Laugh more and live longer!
Yo mama talks on the phone so much, it's busy even when I dial the wrong number.
  • Submitted by: Paxton Moody
Yo mama's so dumb she called my house askin for my phone number.
  • Submitted by: tommie
Yo mama's so fat she stepped on a scale and she saw her phone number.
  • Submitted by: Jack
Yo mama's so fat that she has more Chins than a Chinese phone book!
Yo mama's so fat that when she goes on a scale, it shows her own phone number.
  • Submitted by: Alden
Yo mama's so fat that when she talks to herself, it's a long distance call.
Yo mama's so fat the telephone company gave her two area codes.
Yo mama's so fat when she talks to herself it's a long distance call.
Yo mama's so stupid she could trip over a cordless phone!
  • Submitted by: Foster1234
Yo mama's so stupid she put a phone up her ass and thought she was making a booty call.
Yo mama's so stupid that she picked up the phone and asked "What button do I push?"
  • Submitted by: xxx
Yo mama's so stupid that she tripped over a cordless phone!
  • Submitted by: Martin
Yo mama's so ugly when she took a selfie the phone died.
Yo momma's so clumsy that she tripped over a cordless phone.
Yo momma's so dumb she stuck a phone up her ass to make a booty call.
  • Submitted by: StrongJed