Yo Mama Phone Jokes



Yo mama talks on the phone so much, it's busy even when I dial the wrong number.
  • Submitted by: Paxton Moody
Yo mama's so dumb she called my house askin for my phone number.
  • Submitted by: tommie
Yo mama's so fat she stepped on a scale and she saw her phone number.
  • Submitted by: Jack
Yo mama's so fat that she has more Chins than a Chinese phone book!
Yo mama's so fat that when she goes on a scale, it shows her own phone number.
  • Submitted by: Alden


Yo mama's so fat that when she talks to herself, it's a long distance call.
Yo mama's so fat the telephone company gave her two area codes.
Yo mama's so fat when she talks to herself it's a long distance call.
Yo mama's so stupid she could trip over a cordless phone!
  • Submitted by: Foster1234
Yo mama's so stupid she put a phone up her ass and thought she was making a booty call.


Yo mama's so stupid that she picked up the phone and asked "What button do I push?"
  • Submitted by: xxx
Yo mama's so stupid that she tripped over a cordless phone!
  • Submitted by: Martin
Yo mama's so ugly when she took a selfie the phone died.
Yo momma's so clumsy that she tripped over a cordless phone.
Yo momma's so dumb she stuck a phone up her ass to make a booty call.
  • Submitted by: StrongJed