Yo Mama so Poor Jokes

Yo mama's so poor she couldn't afford to apply for Medicare!

Yo mama's so poor she got thrown out of a homeless shelter.

Yo mama's so poor that after I pissed in your yard, she thanked me for watering the lawn.

Yo mama's so poor that burglars break in and leave money.

Yo mama's so poor that for halloween, her trick was the treat.

Yo mama's so poor that her idea of a fortune cookie is a tortilla with a food stamp in it.

Yo mama's so poor that her idea of a timeshare is a few days camped out under a bridge.

Yo mama's so poor that I saw her running after a garbage truck with a shopping list.

Yo mama's so poor that I stepped on her skateboard and she said "Hey, get off the car!"

Yo mama's so poor that she can't afford to pay attention!

Yo mama's so poor that she can't even afford to go to the free clinic.

Yo mama's so poor that she goes to Kentucky Fried Chicken and licks other people’s fingers.

Yo mama's so poor that she got in an elevator and thought it was a mobile home.

Yo mama's so poor that she has to take the trash IN.

Yo mama's so poor that she married young just to get the rice!

Yo mama's so poor that she washes paper plates.

Yo mama's so poor that she waves around a popsicle stick and calls it air conditioning.

Yo mama's so poor that the bank repossesed her cardboard box.

Yo mama's so poor that the closest thing to a car she has is a low-rider shopping cart with a box on it.

Yo mama's so poor that we were on a road trip and she stopped by a dumpster and got out. I said "what are you doing" and she said I'm "booking a hotel!"

Yo mama's so poor that when I saw her in the park digging up plants, she said she was "getting groceries".

Yo mama's so poor that when I saw her kicking a can down the street, I asked her what she was doing, and she said “moving.”

Yo mama's so poor that when I saw her rolling some trash cans around in an alley, I asked her what she was doing, she said "Remodeling."

Yo mama's so poor that when I saw her walking down the street with one shoe and said "Hey miss, lost a shoe?" she said "Nope, just found one!"

Yo mama's so poor that your TV got 2 channels: ON and OFF.

Yo mama's so poor when a cigarette is stepped on, she said,”Hey, who turned off the heater?”

Yo mamma's so poor she eats chicken one day and licks her fingers the next.

Yo momma so poor she drives a peanut.

Yo momma so poor you go out for sunday pushes of the skateboard.

Yo momma's poor when I sat on a skateboard she said (get of my family van).