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Yo Mama House Jokes

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Yo mama's house is so small, she has to go outside to change her mind.
Yo mama's so fat all the chairs in her house have seatbelts.
Yo mama's so fat and you're so poor when she comes in your house the tires pop.
Yo mama's so fat that the housing bubble popped because she sat on it!
Yo mama's so fat that when he climbed to my house's roof, it got crushed!
Yo mama's so fat that when she sits around the house, she SITS AROUND THE HOUSE!
Yo mama's so fat that you have to grease the door frame and hold a twinkie on the other side just to get her through!

Funny Yo Mama House Jokes

Yo mama's so fat they had to grease a door frame and hold a Twinkie on the other side to get her through.
Yo mama's so fat to get her out the house you gotta grease the door frame and show her a twinkie.
Yo mama's so poor she accidentaly kicked a opened can and said, "oh no, there goes my house!"
Yo mama's so poor that her doormat doesn't say "welcome", it says "welfare".
Yo mama's so poor that her front and back doors are on the same hinge.
Yo mama's so poor that I walked into her house and swatted a firefly and Yo mama said, "Who turned off the lights?"
Yo mama's so poor that I walked into her house, asked to use the bathroom, and she said "3rd bucket to your right."
Yo mama's so poor that I went through her front door and ended up in the back yard.

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Yo mama's so poor that I went to her house and tore down some cob webs, and she said "Who's tearing down the drapes?"
Yo mama's so poor that she's got more furniture on her porch than in her house.
Yo mama's so poor that when I ring the doorbell I hear the toilet flush!
Yo mama's so poor that when I ring the doorbell she says,"DING!"
Yo mama's so poor that when I walked inside her house and put out a cigarette, she said "who turned off the heater?"
Yo mama's so poor that when I went over to her house for dinner and grabbed a paper plate, she said "Don't use the good china!"
Yo mama's so short she don’t have to open the door to get in the house.
Yo mama's so stupid she put a peephole on her sliding glass door.

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Yo mama's so stupid that she sold the house to pay the mortgage.
Yo mamas so fat you have to grease the door and hold a twinke on the other side to get her through the door.
Yo mama’s so fat when she gets into an elevator, she has to go down.
Yo mamm's so poor a burgler broke into her house and left her some money.
Yo mamma so dumb she bought a sliding glass door with a peephole.
Yo mamma so ugly peeping toms break into her house and close the blinds
Yo momma house so dirty she has to wipe her feet before she goes outside.

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