Yo mama so stupid she don't know how to craft a crafting table!
Yo mama so stupid she had vanilla Minecraft and asked how to get chocolate!
Yo mama so stupid she hugged a creeper.
Yo mama so stupid that when she got to the end she said "where's the beginning"
Yo mama so ugly it's the reason creepers explode.
Yo mama so ugly she went to the Nether and made the ghasts cry!
Yo mama so ugly she's like an Enderman: Don't look at the face.
Yo mama so ugly she's the reason creepers blow up.
Yo mama so ugly that when she entered the End, every enderman teleported out.
Yo mama so ugly when she looked at an enderman in the eyes, it screamed and ran away!
Yo mama so ugly when she played Minecraft all the enderman teleported away to another server.
Yo mama so ugly zombies run away instead of her.
Yo mama's is like an Enderman - People try hard not to stare.
Yo mama's so dark she makes Endermen look white.
Yo mama's so dark Steve mistakened her for obsidian.