Yo Mama Minecraft Jokes



Yo mama so stupid she don't know how to craft a crafting table!
  • Submitted by: Steve
Yo mama so stupid she had vanilla Minecraft and asked how to get chocolate!
  • Submitted by: Steve
Yo mama so stupid she hugged a creeper.
Yo mama so stupid that when she got to the end she said "where's the beginning"
Yo mama so ugly it's the reason creepers explode.
  • Submitted by: Steve


Yo mama so ugly she went to the Nether and made the ghasts cry!
  • Submitted by: ibrahim
Yo mama so ugly she's like an Enderman: Don't look at the face.
  • Submitted by: Steve
Yo mama so ugly she's the reason creepers blow up.
  • Submitted by: Steve
Yo mama so ugly that when she entered the End, every enderman teleported out.
  • Submitted by: Steve
Yo mama so ugly when she looked at an enderman in the eyes, it screamed and ran away!


Yo mama so ugly when she played Minecraft all the enderman teleported away to another server.
  • Submitted by: Steve
Yo mama so ugly zombies run away instead of her.
  • Submitted by: God
Yo mama's is like an Enderman - People try hard not to stare.
  • Submitted by: mrchoice
Yo mama's so dark she makes Endermen look white.
  • Submitted by: ääliö
Yo mama's so dark Steve mistakened her for obsidian.
  • Submitted by: Steve