Yo Mama so Old Jokes

Yo mama's so old, she walked into an antique store and they kept her.

Yo mama's so old & ugly, her name is Ape.

Yo mama's so old even Guinan refers to her as "old bag".

Yo mama's so old George Burns calls her "Grandma".

Yo mama's so old her birthday expired.

Yo mama's so old her boobs look like two upside down Sorting Hats!

Yo mama's so old her butt crack sealed.

Yo mama's so old her first pet was a T-Rex

Yo mama's so old I told her to act her age and the bitch died.

Yo mama's so old she can't tell her family from enemies.

Yo mama's so old she knew Cap'n Crunch while he was still a private.

Yo mama's so old she outdates the dinasaurs.

Yo mama's so old she owes Moses a quarter.

Yo mama's so old she remembers when the Mayans published their calendar.

Yo mama's so old she squirts powdered milk out her nipples.

Yo mama's so old she used to baby-sit Yoda.

Yo mama's so old she used to babysit Dumbledore.

Yo mama's so old she watches the history channel. To see if she's on it.

Yo mama's so old she's got a pair of Air Moses sneakers.

Yo mama's so old that her birth certificate is written in Roman numerals.

Yo mama's so old that her birth certificate says "expired" on it.

Yo mama's so old that her social security number is 1.

Yo mama's so old that I told her to act her own age, and she died.

Yo mama's so old that she DJ'd at the Boston Tea Party.

Yo mama's so old that she drove a chariot to high school.

Yo mama's so old that she gangbanged with the hebrews.

Yo mama's so old that she goes on carbon dates.

Yo mama's so old that she knew Mr. Clean when he had an afro.

Yo mama's so old that she learned to write on cave walls.

Yo mama's so old that she planted the first tree at Central Park.