Yo Mama so Old Jokes

Yo mama's so old that she walked into an antique store and they kept her.

Yo mama's so old that she was a waitress at the Last Supper.

Yo mama's so old that that when she was in school there was no history class.

Yo mama's so old that the candles cost more than the birthday cake.

Yo mama's so old they didn't even have records of her birth.

Yo mama's so old when I slapped her on the back her tits fell off.

Yo mama's so old when she breast feeds, people mistake her for a fog machine.

Yo mama's so old when she reads the bible she reminisces.

Yo mama's so old when she reads the bible, she thinks to herself, these guys stole ma life story.

Yo mamma so old even Harry Styles wouldn't date her.

Yo mamma so old when I tapped her back her boobs fell off.

Yo momma so old her ass is a cave for indians.

Yo momma so old she has to oil all her joints.

Yo momma so old she has to see a DINOcologist.

Yo momma so old shes blind from the big bang.

Yo momma so old they put her up at the museum as a "missing link".

Yo momma's so old the back of her head looks like a raisin.

Yo momma's so old she has cottage cheese instead of milk coming out of her tits.

Yo momma's so old she recalls when the Grand Canyon was a ditch.

Yo momma's so old she still tells Yo momma jokes.

Yo momma's so old the fire department is on standby when you light her birthday cake.

Yo momma's so old they had to take her tampon to the natural history museum to find out what period it came from.

Yo momma's so old when she ran the 100 meter dash they timed her with a sundial

Yo momma's so old when she was in history class they just wrote down what they were doing

Yo Mother is so old I told her to start acting her age and the bitch died.