Yo Mama so stupid she thought a serial killer was a killer for cereals.
Yo mama so stupid she thought bananas were made out of minions.
Yo mama so stupid she was walking up and down the frozen food aisle at a local supermarket looking for Vanilla Ice.
Yo mama so stupid when she got locked in a grocery store she starved to death!
Yo mama so ugly her mama had to feed her with a slingshot.
Yo mama so white when she has a threesome with black men they look like an oreo cookie.
Yo mama's cookin' is so bad, even the roaches say "Naw man, I ate before I came over."
Yo Mama's like the back freezer in a butcher store. Beef comes in and out all the time!
Yo mama's so fat her favorite food is seconds.
Yo mama's so fat I gain weight just by watching her eat.
Yo mama's so fat she ain't on a diet, she's on a triet... She be like "What ya'll eating? I'll try it!"
Yo mama's so fat she closed down the all you can eat buffet.
Yo mama's so fat she could go a week without eating and still not lose weight.
Yo mama's so fat she DJ's for the ice cream truck.
Yo mama's so fat she eats biscuits like tic tacs.
Yo mama's so fat she eats with a forklift instead of a fork.
Yo mama's so fat she has two stomachs: One for meat, one for vegetables.
Yo mama's so fat she pulls up a chair to an all-u-can-eat buffet.
Yo mama's so fat she puts mayonaise on aspirin.
Yo mama's so fat she smells like bacon at 90 degrees.
Yo mama's so fat she stole my shovel to eat ice cream.
Yo mama's so fat she sweats mayonnaise!
Yo mama's so fat she went on a seafood diet... Whenever she saw food she ate it.
Yo mama's so fat she went to a Chinese Restaurant and ordered a 40oz. of gravy.
Yo mama's so fat she's got more nooks and crannies than an English Muffin
Yo mama's so fat that she doesn't eat with a fork, she eats with a forklift.
Yo mama's so fat that she stepped on a rainbow and made Skittles.
Yo mama's so fat that she went on a light diet. As soon as it's light she starts eating.
Yo mama's so fat that when she goes to a resturant, she looks at the menu and says "okay!"
Yo mama's so fat when a restaurant said "All you can eat", they went out of business.
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