Yo Mama Trademark Jokes



Yo mama so dumb she tried to make an appointment with Dr. Pepper.
Yo mama so fat her blood type is Nutella.
Yo mama so fat she ordered Nutrisystem for 20 days and ate it in 1.
Yo mama so stupid she made an apointmant with Dr Pepper.
Yo mama so stupid she thought Minute Maid was a cleaning service.


Yo mama so stupid she tried hiking Mountain Dew.
Yo mama so stupid she tried to put Skittles in alphabetical order.
Yo mama's hair is so nappy that she has to take Tylenol just to comb it.
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Yo mama's so fat Dr. Martens had to kill 3 cows just to make her a pair of shoes.
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Yo mama's so fat she can't wear Dazzey Dukes. She has to wear Boss Hoggs.
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Yo mama's so fat she don't eat Wheat Thins, she eats Wheat Thicks.
Yo mama's so fat she eats pumpkin pies like Skittles.
Yo mama's so fat she got Amtrak tatooed on her ass.
Yo mama's so fat she sat on an Oreo and unlocked the magic.
Yo mama's so fat that she crushed Boga as soon as she mounted her.