Yo momma's so poor that when I asked her whats for dinner tonight she lit her pocket on fire and said, "hot pocket."
Yo momma’s so stupid she got locked in big Y and starved to death.
Yo sista so stupid she made an appointment with Dr. Pepper.
Yo' Mama's so picky, she only opens jars if there's caviar inside.
Your mama so ugly she makes the unions cry.
I highly respect yo momma, and I think she's a wonderful person! You should never, ever joke about your mother in the way described on this page!
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