Yo momma so ugly she cured Miroku's cursed hand
Yo momma so ugly she make every piece of badly-written yaoi slash-fic come true.
Yo momma so ugly she makes a Venusaur in drag look like Kanto's Next Top Model.
Yo momma so ugly... well.... why do you think Speed racer's so fast?
Yo momma teeth so nasty I can't believe it's not pocky!
Yo momma's so hairy even Man Faye gets grossed out looking at her!
Yo momma's cosplay is so bad, she got beat by a Narutard in the masquerade!
Yo momma's so bad at DDR, someone haveing a seizure could hit more arrows!
Yo momma's so bad at singing, she makes Dir en Grey sound like a good band!
Yo momma's so bad at writing fan fiction, I'd rather read a Mary-Sue self-insert fic!
Yo momma's so fat she makes Gluttony look like a starving Ethiopian child!
Yo momma's so fat she makes snorlax look Anorectic.
Yo momma's so fat that even Neji can't hit her Chakra points.
Yo momma's so fat that when Kakashi used Kumui on her, he ran out of Chakra.
Yo momma's so stupid she makes Tristan look like Einstein!
Yo momma's so ugly even Brock wouldn't date her!
Yo momma's so ugly even Havoc wouldn't date her!
Yo momma's such a bad artist, she makes Inuyasha look like a masterpiece!
You mama so ugly Tanjiro mistook her for a demon.
Your mama so ugly the Titans went vegetarian.
I highly respect yo momma, and I think she's a wonderful person! You should never, ever joke about your mother in the way described on this page!
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