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Yo Mama Like Jokes

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Yo mama’s like a shotgun, one cock and she blows.
Yo mama’s like cake mix, 15 servings per package!
Yo mamma's like a broken jukebox - put in a dime and she'll play all night.
Yo mom's like 7-Up...never had it never will.
Yo mom's like a bowling ball she always comes back for more.
Yo mom's like a bowling ball you can fit three fingers in.
Yo moma's like a Chewing Gum machine - 5 pence per blow.

Funny Yo Mama Like Jokes

Yo momma lika a 10 Seater Bike, it takes 10 people to move her ass.
Yo momma like 7-UP...never had it, never will.
Yo momma like a bike, people constantly pumping away at her.
Yo momma like a bowling ball. She's picked up, fingered, and then thrown in the gutter.
Yo momma like a bus, fifty cents and she's ready to ride!
Yo momma like a bus: Guys climb on and off her all day long.
Yo momma like a Exercise Bike, pump her for hours and all you get is sweaty.
Yo momma like a golf course, everyone GETS a hole in one!

More Hilarious Yo Mama Like Jokes

Yo momma like a hardware store, 5 cents a screw!
Yo momma like a McDonalds: over 52 billion served.
Yo momma like a motorcycle a couple kicks and shes roaring to go.
Yo momma like a pool table, give 5 cents and she'll rack your balls!
Yo momma like a potatoe chip seller on 42nd street, "LAYS! LAYS!..."
Yo momma like a race car, burns four rubbers a day!
Yo momma like a screen door, after a couple bangs she tends to loosen up!
Yo momma like a T.V. set, even a three year old can turn her on!

Even More Yo Momma to Jokes Enjoy

Yo momma like a taxi, constantly giving rides to strangers.
Yo momma like a tomato source bottle, everyone gets a squeeze out of her!
Yo momma like a vacum cleaner, sucks, blows, and doesn't use condomns!
Yo momma like castlebury stew: servings are family size.
Yo momma like chinese food: sweet, sour and cheap!
Yo momma like Orange Crush: "Good Vibrations!"
Yo momma like Santa Claus! Ho! Ho! Ho

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