Yo Mama Like Jokes

Yo mama's like a tricycle, she's easy to ride.

Yo mama's like a turtle - once she's on her back she's fucked.

Yo mama's like a vacuum cleaner, a real good suck.

Yo mama's like a vacuum cleaner... she sucks, blows, and then gets laid in the closet.

Yo mama's like a waiter; eventually, she serves everyone in the room.

Yo mama's like an ATM, open 24 hours.

Yo mama's like an elevator, guys go up and down on her all day.

Yo mama's like an ice cream cone... everyone gets a lick.

Yo mama's like an iPod, fun to touch!

Yo mama's like Bazooka Joe, 5 cents a blow.

Yo mama's like Burger King, you can have her your way.

Yo mama's like Chinese food, sweet and sour and cheap.

Yo mama's like Denny's...open 24 hours.

Yo mama's like Domino's pizza...something for nothing.

Yo mama's like Dominoes Pizza, one call does it all.

Yo mama's like Humpty Dumpty - First she gets humped, then she gets dumped.

Yo mama's like lettuce, 25 cents a head.

Yo mama's like McDonalds...billions and billions served.

Yo mama's like mustard, she spreads easy.

Yo mama's like Pan Am, overseas and everywhere else.

Yo mama's like Pizza Hut - if she isn't there in 30 minutes... it's Free!

Yo mama's like school at 3 o'clock... children keep coming out and nobody can remember all the fathers.

Yo mama's like Sprint - 10 cents a minute anywhere in the country.

Yo mama's like the Bermuda Triangle, they both swallow a lot of seamen.

Yo mama's like the new AOL 4.0: Fun, Fast, Easy and Free!

Yo mama's like the Panama Canal, vessels full of seamen pass through her everyday.

Yo mama's like the Pillsbury dough boy - everybody pokes her.

Yo mama's like the sun, look at her too long and you'll go blind.

Yo mama's like Wal-Mart... She's got different discounts everyday.

Yo mama’s like a screen door, after a couple of bangs she loosens up.