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Yo Mama Fast Food Jokes

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Showing 31 to 56 of 56 Yo Mama Fast Food Jokes
Yo mama's so fat when she went to Burger King and asked for a Whopper, they gave her the sign.
Yo mama's so fat when the cashier at KFC asked what size bucket she wanted, she said the one on the roof.
Yo mama's so grouchy that the McDonalds she works in doesn't even serve Happy Meals.
Yo mama's so old that she knew Burger King while he was still a prince.
Yo mama's so poor she went to McDonald's to put a shake on layaway
Yo mama's so poor that she has to wear her McDonald's uniform to church.
Yo mama's so poor that she went to McDonald's and put a milkshake on layaway.

Funny Yo Mama Fast Food Jokes

Yo mama's so poor that when she goes to KFC, she has to lick other people's fingers!
Yo mama's so stupid she probably thinks Taco Bell is where you pay your telephone bill.
Yo mama's so stupid she thinks the G8 is a Value Meal at McDonald's.
Yo mama's so stupid she use pizza boxes to build a Pizza HUT!
Yo mama's so stupid that she ordered a cheese burger from McDonald's and said "Hold the cheese."
Yo mama's so stupid that she thinks Fleetwood Mac is a new hamburger at McDonalds!
Yo mama's so stupid that she thinks Taco Bell is a Mexican Phone Company.
Yo mama's so stupid that when she pulled into the drive-thru at McDonald's, she drove through the window.

More Hilarious Yo Mama Fast Food Jokes

Yo mama's so stupid that when she worked at McDonald's and someone ordered small fries, she said "Hey Boss, all the small one's are gone."
Yo mama's so ugly that when she went to Taco Bell everyone ran for the border.
Yo mama's so ugly when she went to Taco Bell they said "There's nothing ordinary about it!"
Yo mamma so dumb she thought Starbucks was a bank.
Yo momma so fat Burger King hired her because she eats cows and shits hamburgers.
Yo momma so fat when she go to KFC she orders the bucket on the huge "KFC" sign!
Yo momma so poor she goes to Kentucky Fried Chicken to lick other people's fingers.
Yo momma's so fat when she went to KFC the cashier asked, "What size bucket?" and Yo momma said, "The one on the roof."

Even More Yo Momma to Jokes Enjoy

Yo momma's so poor each night she goes to KFC to lick other folks fingers
You mamas so fat and stupid when the judge said "order in the court" she said "ill have a hamburger and a pepsi"
Your mama so far she went into KFC and ordered a bucket of chicken. The cashier asked what size and she replied "The one on your roof!"

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