Yo mama's so stupid when she turned into a zombie, she became more intelligent.
Yo mama's so tall Jack climbed up her instead of the beanstalk.
Yo mama's so ugly that Deadpool wishes he could die.
Yo mama's so ugly that even Scooby Doo couldn’t solve that mystery.
Yo mamma so ugly she is the reason Waldo is hiding.
Yo mamma's so fat and black i walked into her house and thought it was willie wonkas chocolate factory.
Yo mamma's so dumb she think's Peter Pan's a washbasin in a whorehouse.....
Yo mamma’s so fat she’s heralded by the Silver Surfer when she goes to a restaurant.
Yo momma nose so big she makes Pinochio look like a cat!
Yo momma so lazy she makes Garfield look like Lebron James
Yo momma’s so dead, she justifies your existence as Batman.
Your mama so evil her best friend was maleficent and pennywise.
I highly respect yo momma, and I think she's a wonderful person! You should never, ever joke about your mother in the way described on this page!
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