Yo mamma's so ugly yo' daddy fucked her with somebody else's dick...
Yo momma so dumb the smartest thing to come out of her mouth was a penis.
Yo momma so fat after sex she smokes a turkey!
Yo momma so fat when she has sex, she has to give directions!
Yo momma so fat you have to roll her ass in flour and look for the wet spot to fuck her!
Yo momma so nasty she has two pussys and they both stink.
Yo momma so stupid she gave your uncle a blowjob cause he said it would help with his unemployment........
Yo momma so stupid she got fired from a blowjob.
Yo momma so ugly her vibrator turned limp!
Yo momma so ugly I wouldn't fuck her with a stolen dick.
Yo momma so ugly she has to get her vibrator drunk first.
Yo momma so ugly you'd have to put a flag over her face and fuck her for your country!
Yo momma's dumb she put cat food in her pants to feed her pussy
Yo momma's so dumb she got fired from the sperm bank for drinking on the job.
Yo momma's so horny, when she found out Winnie the Pooh had no pants, she a got a boner.
Yo momma's such a ho they call her house Kum & Go because all the men "Kum & Go."
Yo momma's such a slut, she uses and entire black man as a dildo.
You mama so fat, during sex your dad had to book a flight to change positions!
You suck... Yo mama does too, but she charges.
You were born out of Yo mother's arse 'cos her cunt was too busy.
I highly respect yo momma, and I think she's a wonderful person! You should never, ever joke about your mother in the way described on this page!
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