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Yo Mama so Rude Jokes

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Yo mama's so fat when I have sex with her I have to slap her ass and ride the wave in.
Yo mama's so fat when I tried to fuck her I didn't know if I was hitting the hole or a roll.
Yo mama's so fat when my dog went to fuck her he had to peel too many fat rolls and said "Fuck It."
Yo mama's so fat yo father didn't know whether to fuck her or take the burro ride down.
Yo mama's so hairy i found spider webs in her pussy.
Yo mama's so lonely that she buys hot dogs and nuts wishing she could have sex with them.
Yo mama's so nasty I called her up for phone sex and she gave me an ear infection.

Funny Yo Mama so Rude Jokes

Yo mama's so nasty she has a sign by her pussy that says: "Warning: May cause irritation, drowsiness, and a rash or breakouts."
Yo mama's so nasty she has a sign over her pussy that says "Crabs: All U Can Eat"
Yo mama's so old she got slapped by Eve for blowing Adam.
Yo mama's so old she used to gang bang with the Flintstone's.
Yo mama's so stupid she had sex with a women and got pregnant.
Yo mama's so stupid she thought masturbation was a karate master...
Yo mama's so stupid that she thinks sexual battery is something in a dildo.
Yo mama's so stupid that she thought Moby Dick was a sexually transmitted disease.

More Hilarious Yo Mama so Rude Jokes

Yo mama's so stupid that the first time she used a vibrator, she cracked her two front teeth.
Yo mama's so stupid that when asked on an application, "Sex?", she marked, "M, F, and wrote sometimes Wednesday too."
Yo mama's so ugly even a blind man wouldn't have sex with her.
Yo mama's so ugly I can fuck her in any position and its still doggy style.
Yo mama's so ugly I have to watch your sister undress just to calm down.
Yo mama's so ugly she can't even bare the thought of fucking herself.
Yo mama's so ugly she couldn't get laid in a prison with a handful of pardons.
Yo mama's so ugly she got a sex change and the surgeon had to flip a coin.

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Yo mama's so ugly she pretends SHE's someone else when she's having sex.
Yo mama's so ugly when she masterbates she gets arrested for cruelty to animals.
Yo mama's so ugly when two guys broke into her apartment, she yelled "rape" and they yelled "NO!"
Yo mama's so ugly when Yo father is having sex with her he puts two bags on her head in case one of them breaks.
Yo mama's so ugly when your dad wants to have sex in the car, he tells her to get out.
Yo mamma's so fat she needs a search party to find her asshole.
Yo mamma's so ugly a blind man would put a bag over her face before sex.

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