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Yo Mama so Greedy

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Yo mama is so greedy she makes the crabs pay rent.
Yo Mama is so greedy that she doesn't carry a pulse; only a supennarket grocery bag will do.
Yo Mama is so greedy that there is a special yo mama supermarket in your neighbourhood that caters only for her.
Yo mama is so greedy, she belittles others just so she can hog all of the self esteem.
Yo mama is so greedy, when she tag teamed with someone in a wrestling match, she took all of the beatings just so she could hog all of the pain.
Yo mama is so poor she put three peas on the table, I took one and she said "Dont be greedy!"
Yo Mama's so greedy that supermarkets send a Cadillac to collect her

Funny Yo Mama so Greedy

Yo mama’s so greedy she’s still in the Lonely Mountain.
Yo' Mama's so greedy, she tried to furnish her chambers and rent them to hermit crabs at a profit.
Yo' Mama's So Poor I took a peanut and she said don't be so greedy.

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