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Yo Mama so Ugly Jokes

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Yo mama's so ugly that the last time I saw something that looked like her, I pinned a tail on it.
Yo mama's so ugly that the term 'bantha poodoo' wasn't used metaphorically with reference to her.
Yo mama's so ugly that when people look at her, they set themselves on fire.
Yo mama's so ugly that when she drove past area 51, she was thought to be extraterrestrial life. They took her away never to be seen again.
Yo mama's so ugly that when she joined an ugly contest, they said "Sorry, no professionals."
Yo mama's so ugly that when she jumped off the diving board, the pool got out of the way.
Yo mama's so ugly that when she looks at a glass of milk, it turns to cheese.

Funny Yo Mama so Ugly Jokes

Yo mama's so ugly that when she looks in the mirror it says "viewer discretion is advised."
Yo mama's so ugly that when she looks in the mirror, the reflection looks back and shakes its head.
Yo mama's so ugly that when she was born she was put in an incubator with tinted windows.
Yo mama's so ugly that when she went to a beautician it took 12 hours... to get a quote!
Yo mama's so ugly that you could put lipstick on a pig and it would look ten times better than her!
Yo mama's so ugly that... well... look at you!
Yo mama's so ugly the pediatrician tried to push her back in when she was born.
Yo mama's so ugly the Pro-Lifers would make an exception in her case.

More Hilarious Yo Mama so Ugly Jokes

Yo mama's so ugly they had to redefine the meaning of UGLY!
Yo mama's so ugly well.. look at you!
Yo mama's so ugly when I took her to a haunted house she came out with a paycheck.
Yo mama's so ugly when she cries, tears run down the back of her neck.
Yo mama's so ugly when she gets up, the sun goes down.
Yo mama's so ugly when she got in the tub, the water jumped out.
Yo mama's so ugly when she looks in the mirror, the reflection ducks.
Yo mama's so ugly when she looks in the mirror, the reflection looks back shaking it's head.

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Yo mama's so ugly when she moved into the projects, all her neighbors chipped in for curtains.
Yo mama's so ugly when she passes by a bathroom the toilet flushes.
Yo mama's so ugly when she takes her bra off she looks like she has four big toes.
Yo mama's so ugly when she was born, they named her "Damn!"
Yo mama's so ugly when she went to the beach the tide didn't come in.
Yo mama's so ugly when she went to the savahan all the predator stay away from her.
Yo mama's so ugly when the bullet shoots her the bullet refuses to hit her!

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