Yo Mama so Stupid Jokes

Yo mama's so stupid she climbed over a glass wall to see whats on the other side.

Yo mama's so stupid she climbed up a tree talking about branch management.

Yo mama's so stupid she doesn't even know her own name.

Yo mama's so stupid she got hit by a cup and said she got mugged.

Yo mama's so stupid she had your brother thrown in rehab, cause he was Hooked on Phonics

Yo mama's so stupid she has an intellect that is rivalled only by Eggplants.

Yo mama's so stupid she invented a solar powered flashlight.

Yo mama's so stupid she nailed a sticker to the wall.

Yo mama's so stupid she needed a tutor to learn how to scribble.

Yo mama's so stupid she needs a ruler beside her bed to see how long she can sleep.

Yo mama's so stupid she put a ruler next to her bed to see how long she sleeps!

Yo mama's so stupid she put a ruler on her pillow to see how long she slept.

Yo mama's so stupid she put lipstick on her forehead because she wanted to makeup her mind.

Yo mama's so stupid she shoved batteries up her ass the said she got the power.

Yo mama's so stupid she stole a free sample.

Yo mama's so stupid she studies for a blood test.

Yo mama's so stupid she thinks having an ugly-ass kid like you was her greatest achievement!

Yo mama's so stupid she thought asphalt was a skin disease.

Yo mama's so stupid she thought shit was choclate.

Yo mama's so stupid she thought the catacombs were a brand of hair combs.

Yo mama's so stupid she told me to meet her at the corner of "Walk" and "Don't Walk."

Yo mama's so stupid she tried to mail a letter with food stamps.

Yo mama's so stupid she tried to wake up a sleeping bag.

Yo mama's so stupid she used a real mouse to use the computer.

Yo mama's so stupid she was yelling into the mailbox. We ask her what’s she doing and she said, she was sending a voice-mail.

Yo mama's so stupid she went to the aquarium to buy a Blu-Ray.

Yo mama's so stupid that at bottom of application where it says Sign Here - she put Scorpio.

Yo mama's so stupid that her exchange particle is a "moron".

Yo mama's so stupid that I saw her in the frozen food section with a fishing rod.

Yo mama's so stupid that I saw her walking down the street yelling into an envelope, asked what she was doing, and she said sending a voice mail.