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Yo Mama so Statist Jokes

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Yo mama's so statist she tells you who to vote for.
Yo mama's so statist she went and got her breast milk approved by the government before feeding you
Yo mama's so statist she wire taps the baby monitor.
Yo mama's so statist she wouldn't let you play with Legos without getting a building permit.
Yo mama's so statist she's got a mini quadrotor drone that follows you around.
Yo mama's so statist that she taxes your allowance so she can pay down the debt on the loan she took out to pay you an allowance.
Yo mama's so statist you can't play with legos without a building permit.

Funny Yo Mama so Statist Jokes

Yo mama's so statist you went to summer camp at FEMA.
Yo mama's so statist your allowance is used to pay property tax on your Fisher Price My 1st Farm.
Yo mama’s so statist she confiscated your nerf hail fire becasuse shw classified it has high capacity.
Yo mama’s so statist she transcribes and forwards all your conversations to the NSA.
Yo mama’s so statist, she charged you a carbon tax for farting.
Yo mama’s so statist, she had to get her breast milk approved by the FDA before she would feed it to you.
Yo mama’s so statist, she makes you register your NERF Guns.
Yo mama’s so statist, she named her children Sallie Mae and Freddie Mac.

More Hilarious Yo Mama so Statist Jokes

Yo mama’s so statist, she tells you to move to Somalia if you don’t want to sit in time-out.
Yo mamma so statist she think the State legislature is a department of the Federal gov't.
Yo mamma so statist she thinks the UN invented food.
Yo momma so statist, she thinks the key to freedom is more government.
Yo momma's so statist she tips at the DMV.
Yo momma's so statist, she broke every window in the house to stimulate the economy.
Yo momma's so statist, she thinks the central bank is federal and it has reserves.

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