Yo Mama so Skinny Jokes

Yo mama's so skinny that she hula hoops with a Cheerio.

Yo mama's so skinny that she inspires crack whores to diet.

Yo mama's so skinny that she looks like a mic stand.

Yo mama's so skinny that she only has one stripe on her pajamas.

Yo mama's so skinny that she swallowed a meatball and thought she was pregnant.

Yo mama's so skinny that she turned sideways and disappeared.

Yo mama's so skinny that she uses a Band-Aid as a maxi-pad.

Yo mama's so skinny that she uses Chapstick for deodorant.

Yo mama's so skinny that when she takes a bath and lets the water out, her toes get caught in the drain.

Yo mama's so skinny that you can save her from drowning by tossing her a Fruit Loop.

Yo mama’s so skinny her bra fits better backwards.

Yo mama’s so skinny her nipples touch.

Yo mama’s so skinny I could blindfold her with dental floss.

Yo mama’s so skinny she can see out of a peephole with both eyes.

Yo mama’s so skinny she hula hoops with a Cheerio.

Yo mama’s so skinny she swallowed a meatball and everyone thought she was pregnant.

Yo mama’s so skinny she turned sideways and disappeared.

Yo mama’s so skinny you can save her from drowning by throwing her a Fruit Loop.

Yo mamma so skinny they use her as a toothpick at wimpy.

Yo mamma's so skinny that when a skeleton saw her the skeleten said “Damn!!!!”

Yo momma so skinny she goes hang-gliding on a dorritos chip.

Yo momma so skinny she has to make knots on her panty hose so that her knees can be seen.

Yo momma so skinny she has to wear a belt with spandex.

Yo momma so skinny she turned sideways and dissapeared.

Yo momma so skinny she uses suspenders for panties.

Yo momma so small when she jumped off the curb she committed suicide.

Yo momma's so skinny she can hang glide on a Dorito and hula hoop with a Cheerio.

Yo mum's so small she's got to slam dunk her bus fair