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Yo Mama so fat

Yo momma's so fat when she stepped on the scale it read, "Get the hell off me!"
  • Submitted by: Harper H
Yo momma's so fat when she tried to become a lawyer they wouldn't let her, they were afraid she'd tip the scales of justice.
  • Submitted by: shark
Yo momma's so fat when she walked into the all-you-can-eat buffet, they had to install speed bumps.
  • Submitted by: Princess
Yo momma's so fat when she walks backwards you hear, "Beep! Beep! Beep!"
Yo momma's so fat when she wear high heels, she struck oil.
Yo momma's so fat......Saturn is borrowing her hula-hoop.
Yo momma'so fat if she was a witch, her broomstick would be a broomtree!
Yo momma’s so fat she’s got triabetes.
Yo mother is so fat one might consider her obese.
Yo muma so fat that I became depressed because I didn't see sunlight for a year.
Yo' mama so fat she got her own zip code.
  • Submitted by: Jocke
Yo' mama's so fat, she was kidnapped by a cannibal tribe, and they all died of cholesterol!
  • Submitted by: Jocke
You're mama so fat when she wearied a dress she looked like a taxi and everyone yelled TAXI!
  • Submitted by: txns on YT
Your mama is so fat she sat on Walmart and the prices dropped!
  • Submitted by: The B.B champ